The Second Empire of Koroskvy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kaiserin Anne I von Hohenzollern with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.598 billion Koroskvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Köln. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Koroskvyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion kellars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,370 kellars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koroskvy's national animal is the reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism.

Koroskvy is ranked 301,550^th in the world and 23^rd in Saeculum Obscurum for Most Secular, with 3.98 Atheism Rate.