The Utopian Democracy of Korean Proletarians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.465 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The large but underdeveloped Korean economy, worth 620 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,098 Won, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, violence is always the answer in Korean Proletarians, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korean Proletarians's national animal is the Water Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kimism.

Korean Proletarians is ranked 20,037^th in the world and 1^st in Reality for Most Patriotic, with 34.44 flags saluted per person per day.