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Most Devout: 2,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,254thRudest Citizens: 3,450th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love You, Nelly!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kordavail

Population1.402 billion

CapitalKordanapolis
LeaderQueen Nelly
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyTee
AnimalLion

The Queendom of Kordavail is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Nelly with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.402 billion Kordavailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kordanapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kordavailian economy, worth 181 trillion Tees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,782 Tees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,492 per year while the poor average 31,208, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Glue production is at an all-time high, atheists on vacation find Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kordavail's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kordavail is ranked 3,450th in the world and 3rd in Christmas for Rudest Citizens, with 179.5 insults per minute.

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Most Devout: 2,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,254thRudest Citizens: 3,450thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,336thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,360thMost Cultured: 10,358thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,322ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,533rdFattest Citizens: 11,599thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,726thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,755thHighest Food Quality: 16,469thBest Weather: 18,143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,705thHighest Average Incomes: 20,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,602nd
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, atheists on vacation find Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, glue production is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, Queen Nelly is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, man-love is banned in the name of His love.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kordavail's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordavail, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Kordavailian restaurants.

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