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Healthiest Citizens: 1,567thLowest Crime Rates: 1,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,677th
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Konneticut

Population2.677 billion

CapitalSao Marino
LeaderBoromir
FaithNone

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalDragon

The Federal Republic of Konneticut is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Boromir with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 2.677 billion Konneticutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Marino. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Konneticutian economy, worth 464 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,541 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and towns are often run by puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konneticut's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Konneticut is ranked 8,070th in the world and 234th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,421.77 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,567thLowest Crime Rates: 1,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,677thTop
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Best Weather: 2,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,728thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,731stMost Pacifist: 2,928thSafest: 3,229thMost Influential: 3,351stMost Inclusive: 3,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,804thMost Efficient Economies: 4,104thHighest Food Quality: 4,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,318thMost Developed: 4,417thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,677thLargest Governments: 5,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,526thNicest Citizens: 5,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,653rdSmartest Citizens: 6,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,631stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,640thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,070thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,979thMost Secular: 10,687thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,853rdMost Cultured: 16,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,169thMost Income Equality: 19,240th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 174th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 228th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 277th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 278th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 306th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 364th in the regionMost Cultured: 443rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 463rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, towns are often run by puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, when their backs are against the walls Konneticutians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, many friends and relatives of Boromir have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Konneticut voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".

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