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Healthiest Citizens: 2,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,959th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hello there
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Konneticut

Population2.054 billion

CapitalSao Marino

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalDragon

The Federal Republic of Konneticut is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.054 billion Konneticutians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Marino. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konneticutian economy, worth 329 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,290 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konneticut's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Konneticut is ranked 244,604th in the world and 7,942nd in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,290thBest Weather: 3,682ndMost Influential: 3,793rdMost Inclusive: 4,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,980thSafest: 5,006thMost Pacifist: 5,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,241stMost Efficient Economies: 5,812thMost Developed: 6,056thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,342ndLargest Governments: 6,930thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,168thSmartest Citizens: 8,178thNicest Citizens: 8,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,013thMost Secular: 10,392ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,979thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,136thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,944thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,271stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,831stMost Cultured: 21,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,876th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionMost Pacifist: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 212th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionNicest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 265th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 325th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 350th in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 399th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 436th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 551st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 569th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionMost Average: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 679th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Konneticut voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Konneticut was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Konneticutians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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