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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,606thLargest Retail Industry: 7,076th
The ⚜️ Constitutional Monarchy ⚜ of
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Koninkrijk der Bataven

Population2.068 billion

CapitalAmsterdam
LeaderQueen Anna-Louise van Oranje

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The ⚜️ Constitutional Monarchy ⚜ of Koninkrijk der Bataven is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Anna-Louise van Oranje with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.068 billion Batavians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Batavian economy, worth 229 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 110,914 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koninkrijk der Bataven's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koninkrijk der Bataven is ranked 7,076th in the world and 1st in League of Monarchists for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 14,557.89 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,182ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,606thLargest Retail Industry: 7,076thRudest Citizens: 9,767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,967thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,852ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,933rdMost Cultured: 18,452ndHighest Food Quality: 19,919thMost Developed: 23,646th

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