The Democratic Republic of Kongoland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Thomas Masire with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.348 billion Kongolese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umpala. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kongo economy, worth 455 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,952 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-dollar mansions, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kongoland's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kongoland is ranked 6,642^nd in the world and 47^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,979.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.