The Democratic Republic of Kongoland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 566 million Kongo are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umpala. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kongolese economy, worth 49.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 86,841 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown. Kongoland's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kongoland is ranked 163,400^th in the world and 379^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.58 Kickbacks Per Hour.