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Most Influential: 911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,206thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,212th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
By the people, for the people.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kongoland

Population6.061 billion

CapitalUmpala
LeaderPresident Thomas Masire

Currencydollar
Animalbison

The Democratic Republic of Kongoland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Thomas Masire with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.061 billion Kongolese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umpala. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kongo economy, worth 854 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,942 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kongoland's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kongoland is ranked 6,138th in the world and 54th in The Leftist Assembly for Smartest Citizens, with 116.69 quips per hour.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,111thHighest Food Quality: 3,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,411thMost Developed: 4,084thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,326thHealthiest Citizens: 4,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,834thLargest Governments: 4,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,803rdMost Secular: 5,910thSmartest Citizens: 6,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,708thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,734thMost Cultured: 12,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,168thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,420thMost Efficient Economies: 15,544thHighest Average Incomes: 17,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,119thHighest Drug Use: 21,168thMost Stationary: 24,135thHighest Economic Output: 25,731st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 60th in the region

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