by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 831st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,495th Largest Mining Sector: 1,976th
The Zealous State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Faith is Freedom
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Zealous State of KonataLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Thomas Cantor with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.815 billion Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petra Alta. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Konalandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion Deku nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,157 Deku nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Juden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

KonataLand is ranked 135,685th in the world and 4,146th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 831stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,495thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,976thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,030thHighest Drug Use: 2,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,016thHighest Economic Output: 4,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,400thMost Primitive: 4,688thMost Devout: 5,108thMost Conservative: 5,276thLargest Retail Industry: 5,302ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,312thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,206thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,111thLargest Populations: 8,479thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,576thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,485thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,012thLowest Crime Rates: 11,610thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,996thMost Authoritarian: 12,894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,321st
Largest Black Market: 44th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 123rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Primitive: 166th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Conservative: 222nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionMost Devout: 229th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 265th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 312th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 366th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 413th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 419th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 434th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 443rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 463rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 507th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KonataLand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 5% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in KonataLand, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : KonataLand was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : KonataLand ceased to exist.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".


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