The Zealous State of KonataLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Thomas Cantor with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.815 billion Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petra Alta. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Konalandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion Deku nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,157 Deku nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Organ donation is compulsory, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Juden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haruhiism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KonataLand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 5% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : KonataLand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in KonataLand, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
- : KonataLand was refounded in Lazarus.
- : KonataLand ceased to exist.
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".