The Tyranny ✰ of Komunno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Komunnor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.012 billion Kommunarits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kommunor City 🏙. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Komunnaritan economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion krowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,885 krowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komunno's national animal is the tricephal eagle 🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is unsectarian.

Komunno is ranked 21,986^th in the world and 1^st in Kommuland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.12 law-abiding acts per hour.