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Most Ignorant Citizens: 269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396thMost Devout: 438th
The Holy Czarate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kill the shepherd and you control the flock.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kolvokaslavia

Population6.802 billion

CapitalSaint Kolvoski City
Leaderthe Supreme Czar Sergei Kolvoski
FaithKolvoskism

CurrencyKolvo
AnimalCarnivorous Shrew

The Holy Czarate of Kolvokaslavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Supreme Czar Sergei Kolvoski with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.802 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Kolvoski City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kolvokaslavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion Kolvoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 315,641 Kolvoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,028,397 per year while the poor average 72,934, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, children are expected to carve their own toys, when shaking hands with foreign leaders the Supreme Czar Sergei Kolvoski wears an armoured gauntlet, and people are always able to look each other in the eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kolvokaslavia's national animal is the Carnivorous Shrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kolvoskism.

Kolvokaslavia is ranked 240,107th in the world and 105th in The Alliance of Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 2.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396thMost Devout: 438thMost Primitive: 460thLargest Insurance Industry: 549thLargest Mining Sector: 639thLargest Retail Industry: 711thMost Avoided: 819thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 882ndFattest Citizens: 914thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,028thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,089thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,145thLargest Black Market: 1,206thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,615thHighest Average Incomes: 1,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,887thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,163rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,944thMost Conservative: 3,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,306thMost Efficient Economies: 4,121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,737thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,422ndLargest Governments: 6,608thLowest Crime Rates: 6,929thRudest Citizens: 7,057thHighest Economic Output: 7,486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,918thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,557thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,242ndMost Authoritarian: 19,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,241st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, people are always able to look each other in the eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, when shaking hands with foreign leaders the Supreme Czar Sergei Kolvoski wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Kolvokaslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kolvokaslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kolvokaslavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolvokaslavia, the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution.

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