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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,424thMost Influential: 1,907th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Advance on your merits, and do not fall behind.
Alexander Maximilian Kratz
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population947 million

LeaderAlexander Maximilian Kratz


The Free Land of Kolofia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Alexander Maximilian Kratz with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 947 million Kolofians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloria. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kolofian economy, worth 71.8 trillion Bancors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,794 Bancors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and being Alexander Maximilian Kratz has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolofia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kolofia is ranked 64,874th in the world and 1,822nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 171.00587666728 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,424thTop
Most Influential: 1,907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,117thMost Pacifist: 3,309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,318thSafest: 3,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,807thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,339thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,632ndNicest Citizens: 5,678thBest Weather: 6,341stMost Inclusive: 7,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,758thHealthiest Citizens: 8,874thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,149thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,421stLowest Crime Rates: 12,559thMost Secular: 14,268thSmartest Citizens: 17,067th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionMost Pacifist: 186th in the regionSafest: 207th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 324th in the regionBest Weather: 346th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 358th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 387th in the regionMost Inclusive: 423rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 527th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 535th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 581st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 627th in the regionMost Influential: 662nd in the regionMost Secular: 738th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 869th in the regionLargest Governments: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kolofia changed its national animal to "Dolphin", its currency to "Bancor", its leader to "Alexander Maximilian Kratz", and its motto to "Advance on your merits, and do not fall behind.".
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, being Alexander Maximilian Kratz has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Kolofia endorsed The Morganist Empire of Greater Pittsburgh.
  • : Kolofia was endorsed by The Morganist Empire of Greater Pittsburgh.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolofia, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 191 » Orado, McMasterdonia, Pazair, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, Shadowrik, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Glurponia, Sundred, Steampunk Ariel, Corfad, Viridiann, Sunto, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Miruma, Koda-Land, Eravonia, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Sockmanland, Vincone Cae, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Amauri, Newpromisedland, Dabarastan, New Bremerton, Notyoutopia, Sea Ghost, Zyvetskistaahn, Kranostav, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Selfgradatude, United Kahndaq, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Wineclaw, Ethnon, Valhalla123, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, Ponantine, and 141 others.Xentherida, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sil Dorsett, Bearical, Jovian Knights, Trillius, Black Templares, Daiz, Aratani, Castle Federation, Empy, Maestros haven, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Palgo, Pallaith, Gnomewatchers, New Lakemba, Malta Comino Gozo, The Iron Lions, General COE, Drutopia Insomnia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Serendipita Martia, Angshire, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Tachycardia, Loli County, Lungha, Lazadonil, Abject Ludicrosity, Jasminlandia, Avemterra, Imperial Joseon, Napnomadia, Umuyyad, Navigator Islands, Kasazzastan, God Leon, Hamerica, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Wilkshire, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Porlock, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Haminkwarea, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Conteria, Mandexia, New Jamgra, Joodey, Amaristak, Dakota Territories, Vivanco, Methor, Votak Matim, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, Olofin, Melkmeid, Xyrron, Banana Rat, The World Capitalist Confederation, Clan Spaniel, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Bhigham, Reyalda, Lybirit, Dorito Dust, Orven, Diodone, Crader, Abonland, Plangainer, Infantivore, Land of the Cross, Nisastria, SORT, Novanoke, Zecit, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Harrys, New Octicarg, Kulgatha, Greifenburg, Pleroma Sans Romans, Nistriabar, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, United Socialist Democratic, United Federation of Murica, Unshleepd, Yohannes, Irishvan, Ereena, Wisconsota, Mooe, Hyphen, Republic of Amal, Kobagia, Schnuftelland, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Eastern Bahia, Westinor, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Ver Testua, UKDSSA, Plembobria, Astronomical, Solimun, Godwanna, The Serdey Islands, Mon Civia, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, and Greater Pittsburgh.

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