|Leader||Alexander Maximilian Kratz|
The Free Land of Kolofia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Alexander Maximilian Kratz with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 947 million Kolofians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloria. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Kolofian economy, worth 71.8 trillion Bancors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,794 Bancors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and being Alexander Maximilian Kratz has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolofia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kolofia changed its national animal to "Dolphin", its currency to "Bancor", its leader to "Alexander Maximilian Kratz", and its motto to "Advance on your merits, and do not fall behind.".
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, being Alexander Maximilian Kratz has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Kolofia endorsed The Morganist Empire of Greater Pittsburgh.
- : Kolofia was endorsed by The Morganist Empire of Greater Pittsburgh.
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
- : Following new legislation in Kolofia, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
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