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Most Patriotic: 391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 641st
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Kolk Aike

Population4.722 billion

CapitalYaichep
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Parron

The State of Kolk Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.722 billion Kolk Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaichep. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kolk Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 379,814 Teshken Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kolk Aike, the fate of the world literally rests on Ktenon Sheiaik's fingers, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolk Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Parron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Kolk Aike is ranked 27,968th in the world and 62nd in Guer Aike Territories for Most Influential, scoring 1,598 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 711thMost Subsidized Industry: 728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 815thHighest Average Incomes: 1,144thMost Armed: 1,452ndLargest Black Market: 1,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,527thMost Efficient Economies: 2,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,095thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,937thLargest Governments: 3,168thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,725thLowest Crime Rates: 3,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,281stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,867thMost Devout: 5,657thSmartest Citizens: 5,786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,998thNudest: 6,192ndMost Cultured: 6,204thMost Authoritarian: 7,046thHealthiest Citizens: 7,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,281stMost Conservative: 9,416thHighest Economic Output: 11,069thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,970thLargest Retail Industry: 16,129thMost Developed: 16,466th
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Highest Drug Use: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, the fate of the world literally rests on Ktenon Sheiaik's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kolk Aike.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolk Aike, the treehouse in Epolenk Parron Park is the tallest building in Kolk Aike.

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