The State of Kolk Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.722 billion Kolk Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaichep. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kolk Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 379,814 Teshken Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kolk Aike, the fate of the world literally rests on Ktenon Sheiaik's fingers, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolk Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Parron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Kolk Aike is ranked 27,968^th in the world and 62^nd in Guer Aike Territories for Most Influential, scoring 1,598 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.