by Max Barry

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The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
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Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kolit

Population67 million

CurrencyWoki
AnimalTiger

The Republic of Kolit is a large, genial nation, notable for its public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Kolitians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kolitian economy, worth 2.99 trillion Wokis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,686 Wokis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kolitian. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolit's national animal is the Tiger.

Kolit is ranked 44,065th in the world and 36th in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,350.58 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kolitian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Kolit's influence in Refugia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolit, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.

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