The Republic of Kolit is a large, genial nation, notable for its public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Kolitians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kolitian economy, worth 2.99 trillion Wokis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,686 Wokis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kolitian. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolit's national animal is the Tiger.

Kolit is ranked 44,065^th in the world and 36^th in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,350.58 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.