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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,505thHighest Economic Output: 9,601st
The Chiseian Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Under Heaven, Practice Force
Founder / Consul of Love, Success and Hypothermia
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population14.687 billion

LeaderGrand King Tenkatsukou

CurrencyChiseian Mon
AnimalRed-Crown Crane

The Chiseian Kingdom of Kolintha is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand King Tenkatsukou with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.687 billion Chiseians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eito. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The all-consuming Chiseian economy, worth a remarkable 1,789 trillion Chiseian Mons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,847 Chiseian Mons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Chiseian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolintha's national animal is the Red-Crown Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kolintha is ranked 16,010th in the world and 5th in Ordis for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,996.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,505thHighest Economic Output: 9,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,892ndSafest: 10,228thTop
Most Influential: 13,003rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,977thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,383rdLargest Populations: 17,519thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,312thSmartest Citizens: 18,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,855thLowest Crime Rates: 18,884thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,392ndLargest Governments: 20,930thMost Cultured: 21,172ndMost Developed: 21,547thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,718thHighest Average Incomes: 22,761stMost Rebellious Youth: 22,938thMost Inclusive: 22,944th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

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