by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,969thBest Weather: 3,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,074th
The Special Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Where the Money Trickles Upward
Benevolent Overlord F'Earstel
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.434 billion

LeaderBenevolent Overlord F'Earstel

CurrencyPeter's Flesh
AnimalWild Ginger

The Special Fiefdom of Kohr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benevolent Overlord F'Earstel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.434 billion Kohrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exponds. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kohrian economy, worth 497 trillion Peter's Fleshes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,687 Peter's Fleshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohr's national animal is the Wild Ginger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kohr is ranked 12,626th in the world and 2nd in Taijitu for Most Authoritarian, with 4,147.08 milliStalins.

Most Influential: 2,969thBest Weather: 3,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,074thLargest Black Market: 4,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,948thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,850thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,695thLowest Crime Rates: 7,286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,488thMost Stationary: 7,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,801stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,196thLargest Governments: 10,316thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,626thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,473rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,624thHealthiest Citizens: 17,683rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,856thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,077th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Kohr was endorsed by The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia.
  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Kohr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Deruuu".
  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Cabrinialand, New Delfos, Al Khem, and Peoples Republic of TempleLandia.

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