by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,877th Best Weather: 4,135th Most Corrupt Governments: 4,136th
The Special Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Where the Money Trickles Upward
Benevolent Overlord F'Earstel
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.993 billion

LeaderBenevolent Overlord F'Earstel

CurrencyPeter's Flesh
AnimalUntamed Ginger

The Special Fiefdom of Kohr is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benevolent Overlord F'Earstel with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.993 billion Kohrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exponds. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kohrian economy, worth 331 trillion Peter's Fleshes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,511 Peter's Fleshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohr's national animal is the Untamed Ginger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kohr is ranked 55,053rd in the world and 25th in Taijitu for Smartest Citizens, with 36.23 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 2,877thBest Weather: 4,135thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,136thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,365thLargest Black Market: 4,919thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,138thLowest Crime Rates: 7,328thMost Authoritarian: 8,252ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,953rdMost Stationary: 9,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,346thLargest Governments: 10,524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,192ndMost Income Equality: 16,862ndMost Conservative: 17,501st
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Kohr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Astronomical Data Repository".
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Kohr lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Kohr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes".
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Kohr's influence in Taijitu rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Kohr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Cabrinialand, and New Delfos.

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