The Special Fiefdom of Kohr is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benevolent Overlord F'Earstel with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.465 billion Kohrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exponds. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kohrian economy, worth 319 trillion Peter's Fleshes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,793 Peter's Fleshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohr's national animal is the Untamed Ginger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kohr is ranked 159,747^th in the world and 43^rd in Taijitu for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.