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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,356thBest Weather: 1,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,109th
The Galactic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We will rock you
General Sebastian Bohnhead
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kohnhead

Population7.393 billion

CapitalKohnhead City
LeaderGeneral Sebastian Bohnhead
FaithKohnheadism

CurrencyKohnheada
AnimalPanda

The Galactic Empire of Kohnhead is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by General Sebastian Bohnhead with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.393 billion Kohnheadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kohnhead City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kohnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Kohnheadas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,827 Kohnheadas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohnhead's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kohnheadism.

Kohnhead is ranked 171,583rd in the world and 1,170th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 218.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,356thBest Weather: 1,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,109thTop
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Safest: 2,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,446thHealthiest Citizens: 3,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,914thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,379thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,271stLargest Governments: 5,398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,400thNicest Citizens: 6,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,559thMost Pacifist: 6,633rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,990thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,742ndMost Developed: 8,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,746thHighest Food Quality: 11,263rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,286thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,336thMost Inclusive: 15,423rdMost Influential: 16,708thHighest Average Incomes: 17,036thSmartest Citizens: 17,900thMost Secular: 19,488thHighest Economic Output: 19,914thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,974thMost Efficient Economies: 21,515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,125th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionNicest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kohnhead lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohnhead lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Kohnhead lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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