Population | 7.393 billion |
Capital | Kohnhead City |
Leader | General Sebastian Bohnhead |
Faith | Kohnheadism |
Currency | Kohnheada |
Animal | Panda |
The Galactic Empire of Kohnhead is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by General Sebastian Bohnhead with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.393 billion Kohnheadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kohnhead City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kohnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Kohnheadas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,827 Kohnheadas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohnhead's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kohnheadism.
Kohnhead is ranked 171,583rd in the world and 1,170th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 218.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Kohnhead lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
- :
Kohnhead lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- :
Kohnhead lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- :
Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.