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Kohhih Kappu

Population26.564 billion



The Watermelon Cake District of Kohhih Kappu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Minsa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 26.564 billion Kohhih Kappuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamako. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kohhih Kappuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion koukas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,726 koukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Kohhih Kappu's offices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohhih Kappu's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kohhih Kappu is ranked 146,089th in the world and 62nd in Anime for Most Average, scoring 30.99 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,241stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,652ndBest Weather: 2,900thLargest Populations: 3,108thMost Influential: 3,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,621stMost Pacifist: 5,974thMost Cultured: 6,047thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,624thSafest: 6,651stSmartest Citizens: 7,650thHighest Economic Output: 8,222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,821stNicest Citizens: 9,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,173rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,175thLowest Crime Rates: 14,227thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,432ndMost Politically Free: 16,596thMost Stationary: 19,780th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the region

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