The United Socialist States of Kogekitekinaheigosha is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 549 million Kogians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toumoto. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kogian economy, worth 28.7 trillion Okanes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,278 Okanes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smoking is banned in public areas, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and Kogekitekinaheigosha has designated Toumoto as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kogekitekinaheigosha's national animal is the Red Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kogekitekinaheigosha is ranked 37,204^th in the world and 1^st in United Authoritarians Of NS for Most Secular, with 32.57 Atheism Rate.