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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Koffee

Population32.913 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.913 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 28,552 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 867,509 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,308,206 per year while the poor average 62,341, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Bars are packed at all hours, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 39th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 59,472.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Economic Output: 9thSmartest Citizens: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thHighest Average Incomes: 18thMost Avoided: 19thLargest Populations: 20thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stFattest Citizens: 26thRudest Citizens: 26thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Gambling Industry: 39thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thMost Armed: 41stMost Stationary: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Retail Industry: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 66thHighest Crime Rates: 70thMost Secular: 75thMost Cultured: 89thLargest Agricultural Sector: 121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 281stMost Corrupt Governments: 522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,411thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,796thLargest Black Market: 2,328thMost Influential: 4,414thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,103rdMost Pro-Market: 7,521st
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.

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