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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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Apprentice
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Frightening
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Koffee

Population38.952 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.952 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 34,269 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 110th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Rudest Citizens, with 766.54 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Populations: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 20thSmartest Citizens: 23rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29thMost Avoided: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Agricultural Sector: 41stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 45thFattest Citizens: 48thMost Armed: 58thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 76thLargest Publishing Industry: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 94thRudest Citizens: 110thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122ndMost Cultured: 170thMost Secular: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 705thMost Corrupt Governments: 777thMost Rebellious Youth: 787thMost Efficient Economies: 981stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,124thLargest Black Market: 4,951stMost Influential: 6,919thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,985thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,027thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 18,135thMost Stationary: 19,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,871st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Sentients was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.

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