Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.739 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 26,657 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 867,234 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,508,034 per year while the poor average 56,569, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Koffee, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 51st in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 4,725.66364224 Days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thRudest Citizens: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Economic Output: 9thSmartest Citizens: 10thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 16thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Populations: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 27thMost Armed: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32ndMost Secular: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thMost Stationary: 51stHighest Crime Rates: 63rdLargest Publishing Industry: 67thMost Cultured: 73rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 95thLargest Information Technology Sector: 121stMost Corrupt Governments: 409thMost Rebellious Youth: 855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,261stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,813thLargest Black Market: 1,935thMost Influential: 3,861stHighest Drug Use: 3,997thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,399thMost Pro-Market: 7,022nd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Koffee.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Generalissimo Barista Espresso's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Koffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.

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