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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
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Koffee

Population40.985 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.985 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 36,058 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 33,726th in the world and 27th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,671.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Populations: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 24thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thSmartest Citizens: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Gambling Industry: 39thMost Avoided: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 47thFattest Citizens: 51stMost Armed: 65thLargest Publishing Industry: 79thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 96thRudest Citizens: 133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149thMost Cultured: 189thMost Secular: 233rdLargest Retail Industry: 406thMost Rebellious Youth: 777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 807thMost Corrupt Governments: 906thMost Efficient Economies: 1,092ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,310thLargest Black Market: 5,293rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,647thMost Influential: 6,978thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,996thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,980thMost Pro-Market: 20,208th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

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