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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.883 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 27,654 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 867,380 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,339,974 per year while the poor average 61,373, a ratio of 87.0 to 1.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 151,634th in the world and 92nd in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -72.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thSmartest Citizens: 10thRudest Citizens: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thMost Avoided: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thLargest Populations: 18thFattest Citizens: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thMost Armed: 37thMost Stationary: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Secular: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49thLargest Publishing Industry: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 67thMost Cultured: 80thLargest Agricultural Sector: 112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 201stMost Corrupt Governments: 470thMost Rebellious Youth: 861stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,247thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,776thLargest Black Market: 2,054thHighest Drug Use: 3,891stMost Influential: 4,053rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,717thMost Pro-Market: 7,228th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Koffee lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.

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