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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population46.28 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 46.28 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 40,716 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 302,701st in the world and 54th in Wysteria for Most Inclusive, scoring 4.51 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 11thLargest Populations: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stHighest Average Incomes: 32ndLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thSmartest Citizens: 53rdMost Avoided: 53rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 61stLargest Agricultural Sector: 64thFattest Citizens: 66thMost Armed: 78thLargest Publishing Industry: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 100thHighest Crime Rates: 122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thRudest Citizens: 215thMost Cultured: 251stMost Secular: 308thLargest Retail Industry: 607thMost Rebellious Youth: 997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,404thMost Efficient Economies: 1,734thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,613thMost Influential: 6,708thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,985thLargest Black Market: 10,045thMost Stationary: 11,282ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,656thMost Pro-Market: 29,319th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the region

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