The United Federal Republic of Koenskyte is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Triocret Keater Demitryavich with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.847 billion Koenskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koenskova. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Koenskytean economy, worth 535 trillion Krysts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,265 Krysts, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", news headlines suggest that Triocret Keater Demitryavich has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koenskyte's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism.

Koenskyte is ranked 242,805^th in the world and 1,143^rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 196.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.