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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,848thMost Influential: 1,906thMost Secular: 2,745th
The United Federal Republic of
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Unity, Valor, Progress.
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Koenskyte

Population2.847 billion

CapitalKoenskova
LeaderTriocret Keater Demitryavich
FaithSecularism

CurrencyKryst
AnimalSilver Eagle

The United Federal Republic of Koenskyte is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Triocret Keater Demitryavich with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.847 billion Koenskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koenskova. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Koenskytean economy, worth 535 trillion Krysts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,265 Krysts, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", news headlines suggest that Triocret Keater Demitryavich has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koenskyte's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism.

Koenskyte is ranked 242,805th in the world and 1,143rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 196.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,848thMost Influential: 1,906thTop
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Most Secular: 2,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,698thMost Patriotic: 5,292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,751stMost Efficient Economies: 7,873rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thMost Developed: 8,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,280thLargest Governments: 9,656thLowest Crime Rates: 10,525thHealthiest Citizens: 10,594thSmartest Citizens: 10,888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,061stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,525thLargest Retail Industry: 12,828thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,522ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 22,775thMost Cultured: 23,958thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,200th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koenskyte was endorsed by The Satellite State of Corsoaua.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, news headlines suggest that Triocret Keater Demitryavich has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Koenskyte was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, the true length of the coastline of Koenskyte may never be measured.
  • : Following new legislation in Koenskyte, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.

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