The United Federal Republic of Koenskyte is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Triocret Shaun Pereski with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.613 billion Koenskians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koenskova. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koenskytean economy, worth 256 trillion Krysts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,195 Krysts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nine out of ten citizens of Koenskyte answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koenskyte's national animal is the Koenskian Silver Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism.

Koenskyte is ranked 54,209^th in the world and 245^th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 1,016.23 milliStalins.