The United Kingdom of Koeninberg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRH King Christian I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.137 billion Koeninbergians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koensbury. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The powerhouse Koeninbergian economy, worth 762 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 93,750 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Koeninbergian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koeninberg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Koeninberg is ranked 24,247^th in the world and 1,734^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.48 law-abiding acts per hour.