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Nudest: 406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,848th
The Multifunctional Nomadics of
Democratic Socialists
Kijkt ende ziet.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Koekeloerders

Population26.178 billion

CapitalZaventem
LeaderEveryone

Currencyeieren
Animalkip

The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 26.178 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Koekeloerdersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,784 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,168 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, saying "don't do anything that Everyone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned kipball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koekeloerders is ranked 236,563rd in the world and 112th in Africa for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Nudest: 406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,848thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,785thLargest Governments: 3,135thSafest: 3,407thLargest Populations: 3,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,824thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,066thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,155thNicest Citizens: 7,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,549thHighest Economic Output: 9,597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,557thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,155thSmartest Citizens: 13,458thMost Cultured: 13,569thMost Inclusive: 13,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,924thHighest Drug Use: 19,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,871st
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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