by Max Barry

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Nudest: 488th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,866th
The Multifunctional Nomadics of
Democratic Socialists
Kijkt ende ziet.
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Koekeloerders

Population20.034 billion

CapitalZaventem
LeaderEveryone

Currencyeieren
Animalkip

The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 20.034 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Koekeloerdersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,215 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koekeloerders is ranked 166,280th in the world and 92nd in Africa for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 488thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,556thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,866thLargest Governments: 2,447thMost Pacifist: 2,662ndSafest: 3,125thLargest Populations: 3,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,504thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,023rdNicest Citizens: 6,080thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,864thHighest Economic Output: 7,910thMost Influential: 8,188thHighest Drug Use: 8,444thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,064thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,426thLowest Crime Rates: 11,164thSmartest Citizens: 11,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,309thMost Cultured: 12,959thMost Inclusive: 13,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,532ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,053rdMost Stationary: 15,574th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Koekeloerders was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Brazilistani Socialist State of Kwa-Zulustan, curing 58 million infected.
  • : Koekeloerders was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Watlus, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Koekeloerders was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Watlus, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Koekeloerders was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Watlus, curing 1 million infected.

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