by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,563rd
The People's Glorious Jamahiriya of
Moralistic Democracy
Nah, I'm better than you all because I said so, aight?
Tis'dat Gui
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.474 billion

CapitalNorth Koejginm
LeaderTis'dat Gui
FaithPeople's TRUE Church of Koejginm


The People's Glorious Jamahiriya of KoeJginm is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tis'dat Gui with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 3.474 billion KoeJginmians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Koejginm. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong KoeJginmian economy, worth 295 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,947 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tis'dat Gui's bedroom, news headlines usually include p-values, and terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KoeJginm's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is People's TRUE Church of Koejginm.

KoeJginm is ranked 218,581st in the world and 1st in the outer wilds for Smartest Citizens, with 19.43 quips per hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,193rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,563rdLargest Insurance Industry: 19,391stBest Weather: 21,239thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,325th

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