The Communist Republic of Kocherian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eivind Olofsson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.735 billion Kocherians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folkets Hjem. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kocherian economy, worth 198 trillion Smakers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,476 Smakers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kocherian's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

Kocherian is ranked 187,641^st in the world and 4,879^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 36.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.