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Nudest: 164th Highest Drug Use: 6,834th Most Pacifist: 11,996th
The Holy Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
If you're out of Beer, ask the Tarsier
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Good

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Koboldmakistan

Population1.789 billion

CapitalBibedi Baquamalla
LeaderThe Naked Koboldmaki
Faithnothing of importance

CurrencyHallemalla
AnimalTarsier

The Holy Empire of Koboldmakistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Naked Koboldmaki with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.789 billion Koboldmakistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bibedi Baquamalla. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Koboldmakistanian economy, worth 70.4 trillion Hallemallas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,372 Hallemallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Trespassers entering The Naked Koboldmaki's office are immediately vaporized, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koboldmakistan's national animal is the Tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nothing of importance.

Koboldmakistan is ranked 148,594th in the world and 264th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 31.05 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Nudest: 164thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 6,834thTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,996thMost Inclusive: 12,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,091stNicest Citizens: 15,546thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,923rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,943rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,195th
Top
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koboldmakistan changed its national faith to "nothing of importance".
  • : Koboldmakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Depository standards Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Koboldmakistan, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Koboldmakistan, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Koboldmakistan, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Koboldmakistan, trespassers entering The Naked Koboldmaki's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Koboldmakistan was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Koboldmakistan applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Koboldmakistan, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Koboldmakistan, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.

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