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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,643rd Most Conservative: 10,577th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,809th
The Holy Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
Follow da queen
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Knucklesz

Population29 million

CurrencySpit
AnimalDa Queen

The Holy Empire of Knucklesz is a small, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 29 million Knuckleszians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Knuckleszian economy, worth 1.81 trillion Spits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,349 Spits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, military spending is on the increase, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Knucklesz's national animal is the Da Queen, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Knucklesz is ranked 13,809th in the world and 498th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,515.69 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,643rdTop
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Most Conservative: 10,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,809th
Top
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Largest Insurance Industry: 124th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 498th in the regionMost Conservative: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Knucklesz was reclassified from "Conservative Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Knucklesz's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Knucklesz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Knucklesz, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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