Population | 38.035 billion |
Capital | Blutwurst |
Leader | fairy king amne |
Faith | obedience |
Currency | golden Klops |
Animal | Schnitzeltier |
The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by fairy king amne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.035 billion worthless Klopswurstians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blutwurst. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Klopswurstian economy, worth a remarkable 7,595 trillion golden Klops a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,689 golden Klops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy, and Klopswurstian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klopswurst's national animal is the Schnitzeltier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is obedience.
Klopswurst is ranked 7,443rd in the world and 3rd in International Democratic Union for Most Stationary, with 2,709.17595362628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, Klopswurstian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Dead.
- : Klopswurst was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Republic of Sunemia, curing 14 million infected.