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Largest Black Market: 349thMost Rebellious Youth: 441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rd
The Suppressed squirrels of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Screw you guys i'm going home
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Klopswurst

Population38.035 billion

CapitalBlutwurst
Leaderfairy king amne
Faithobedience

Currencygolden Klops
AnimalSchnitzeltier

The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by fairy king amne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.035 billion worthless Klopswurstians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blutwurst. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klopswurstian economy, worth a remarkable 7,595 trillion golden Klops a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,689 golden Klops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy, and Klopswurstian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klopswurst's national animal is the Schnitzeltier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is obedience.

Klopswurst is ranked 7,443rd in the world and 3rd in International Democratic Union for Most Stationary, with 2,709.17595362628 days.

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Largest Black Market: 349thMost Rebellious Youth: 441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rdHighest Crime Rates: 952ndMost Avoided: 1,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,413thHighest Economic Output: 1,550thLargest Populations: 1,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,660thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,776thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,875thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,601stMost Armed: 5,604thFattest Citizens: 5,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,200thMost Stationary: 7,443rdSmartest Citizens: 8,700thMost Developed: 8,779thMost Inclusive: 8,918thHighest Average Incomes: 10,193rdMost Secular: 10,786thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,129thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,292ndHighest Food Quality: 16,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,873rdMost Influential: 17,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,101stLargest Governments: 19,231stMost Income Equality: 20,659th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, Klopswurstian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Dead.
  • : Klopswurst was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Republic of Sunemia, curing 14 million infected.

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