by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,668th Best Weather: 2,934th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,111th
The Free Land of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.558 billion



The Free Land of Klloney is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.558 billion Klloneyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osliklloney. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klloneyian economy, worth 466 trillion Vlipiys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,119 Vlipiys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klloney's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Klloney is ranked 71,408th in the world and 2,631st in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 62.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,668thBest Weather: 2,934thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,393rdMost Pacifist: 3,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,809thMost Inclusive: 3,838thMost Developed: 4,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,881stSafest: 5,224thHealthiest Citizens: 5,272ndNicest Citizens: 5,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,560thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,799thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,558thSmartest Citizens: 6,664thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 7,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,276thLargest Governments: 8,750thMost Efficient Economies: 8,816thMost Influential: 8,818thLowest Crime Rates: 9,368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,546thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,103rdMost Secular: 11,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,033rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 121st in the regionSafest: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 177th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 204th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 323rd in the regionMost Secular: 330th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Stationary: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 498th in the regionLargest Populations: 551st in the region

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