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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,304th Most Pacifist: 3,666th Least Corrupt Governments: 3,734th
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Ubi bene, ibi patria
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kletzenland

Population3.32 billion

CapitalLuceria
LeaderMax Nettlau

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalDolphin

The Federation of Kletzenland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Max Nettlau with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.32 billion Kletzenlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luceria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kletzenlandian economy, worth 419 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,252 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown. Kletzenland's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kletzenland is ranked 34,163rd in the world and 201st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Economic Output, with 419 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,304thMost Pacifist: 3,666thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,734thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,986thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,384thSafest: 4,409thNicest Citizens: 4,615thMost Inclusive: 4,755thMost Influential: 4,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,909thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,370thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,418thMost Developed: 5,893rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,065thMost Cultured: 6,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,455thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,227thSmartest Citizens: 8,736thLargest Governments: 9,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,485thHighest Drug Use: 11,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,332ndMost Income Equality: 13,458th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kletzenland was endorsed by The Red Kibbutz of Riocht mor Daraen.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class.
  • : Following new legislation in Kletzenland, Kletzenland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Kletzenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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