Most Devout: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 4th Safest: 4th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.258 billion Kleshites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 22,782 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 752,956 Corics, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,275,877 per year while the poor average 193,962, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, Klesh is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 774th in the world and 9th in Eladen for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 52,210.44 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 4thSafest: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Governments: 20thHighest Economic Output: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 32ndFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96thMost Avoided: 110thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 147thLargest Populations: 156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 177thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 178thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 317thLargest Retail Industry: 319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 500thMost Subsidized Industry: 502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 774thMost Efficient Economies: 892ndRudest Citizens: 1,289thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,668thMost Influential: 6,169thMost Conservative: 6,858thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8,632nd
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, Klesh is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".

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