The Corporate Monarchy of Kleptocratic Maniacs is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Napoleon Auguste-Alarie V with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 912 million Kleptocrats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleptocratic economy, worth 176 trillion Human Rights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,513 Human Rights, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 896,955 per year while the poor average 25,138, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleptocratic Maniacs's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kleptocratic Maniacs is ranked 38,401^st in the world and 59^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Pro-Market, scoring 65.89 on the Rand Index.