The Corporate Monarchy of Kleptocratic Maniacs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Louis Auguste-Alarie II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.175 billion Kleptocrats are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleptocratic economy, worth 646 trillion Human Rights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,247 Human Rights, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,596,068 per year while the poor average 5,225, a ratio of 496 to 1.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleptocratic Maniacs's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Human-Rightsism.

Kleptocratic Maniacs is ranked 226,865^th in the world and 319^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring zero on the Societal Mobility Rating.