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Most Valuable International Artwork: 773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,381stLargest Retail Industry: 1,902nd
The Corporate Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We value freedom. So if you want it, pay up.
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Kleptocratic Maniacs

Population912 million

LeaderKing Napoleon Auguste-Alarie V

CurrencyHuman Right

The Corporate Monarchy of Kleptocratic Maniacs is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Napoleon Auguste-Alarie V with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 912 million Kleptocrats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleptocratic economy, worth 176 trillion Human Rights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,513 Human Rights, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 896,955 per year while the poor average 25,138, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleptocratic Maniacs's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kleptocratic Maniacs is ranked 38,401st in the world and 59th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Pro-Market, scoring 65.89 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,381stLargest Retail Industry: 1,902ndTop
Most Avoided: 2,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,655thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,698thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,819thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,273rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,294thLargest Mining Sector: 3,736thFattest Citizens: 3,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,901stHighest Average Incomes: 6,912thMost Efficient Economies: 9,305thMost Influential: 9,747thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,331stLargest Black Market: 12,047thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,631stMost Conservative: 14,208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,556thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,451stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,746thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,317thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,632ndMost Secular: 19,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,141st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the region

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