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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 287thLargest Retail Industry: 540thMost Corrupt Governments: 704th
The Corporate Monarchy of
Corporate Police State
We value freedom. So if you want it, pay up
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kleptocratic Maniacs

Population2.175 billion

CapitalKomaria
LeaderKing Louis Auguste-Alarie II
FaithHuman-Rightsism

CurrencyHuman Right
AnimalPig

The Corporate Monarchy of Kleptocratic Maniacs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Louis Auguste-Alarie II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.175 billion Kleptocrats are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleptocratic economy, worth 646 trillion Human Rights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,247 Human Rights, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,596,068 per year while the poor average 5,225, a ratio of 496 to 1.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleptocratic Maniacs's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Human-Rightsism.

Kleptocratic Maniacs is ranked 226,865th in the world and 319th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring zero on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 287thLargest Retail Industry: 540thMost Corrupt Governments: 704thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 716thMost Avoided: 973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,000thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,196thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,480thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,550thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,679thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,841stLargest Mining Sector: 1,888thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,005thFattest Citizens: 2,017thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,080thHighest Average Incomes: 2,158thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,528thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,576thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,697thRudest Citizens: 4,754thMost Influential: 4,790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,235thLargest Black Market: 5,300thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,577thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,149thLargest Governments: 8,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,065thMost Conservative: 11,059thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,109thMost Secular: 20,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,354th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Kleptocratic Maniacs published "IS#XX: Motion to Amend the Confederation Defence Force Act 2020" (Factbook: Legislation).
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Kleptocratic Maniacs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kleptocratic Maniacs, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".

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