by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,280thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,005th
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Compulsory Consumerist State
Friendship comes at a price
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Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs

Population272 million

CurrencyHuman Right

The Colony of Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 272 million Kleptocrats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The powerhouse Kleptocratic economy, worth 24.5 trillion Human Rights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 90,211 Human Rights, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,494 per year while the poor average 8,347, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, reddish-brown is the new black, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs is ranked 210,578th in the world and 325th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 487.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Gambling Industry: 3,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,280thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,005thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,494thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,007thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,758thLargest Retail Industry: 9,381stMost Influential: 9,882ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,735thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,424thMost Avoided: 16,115thFattest Citizens: 17,147thMost Pro-Market: 18,208thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,521st
Most Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the region

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