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Most Efficient Economies: 1,600th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,894th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,963rd
The United Monarchy of
Left-Leaning College State
Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Klemantan-Borneo

Population13.256 billion

CapitalGriemaldi
LeaderQueen Erika and King Martin

CurrencyCarlsvad Croon
AnimalRhinoceros Hornbill

The United Monarchy of Klemantan-Borneo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Erika and King Martin with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.256 billion Carlsvadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Griemaldi. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carlsvadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,499 trillion Carlsvad Croons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,519 Carlsvad Croons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Klemantan-Borneo are born in the purple, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klemantan-Borneo's national animal is the Rhinoceros Hornbill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klemantan-Borneo is ranked 157,784th in the world and 7th in Monoffian Militarized Zone for Most Primitive, scoring -504.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,600thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,963rdMost Cultured: 3,067thMost Developed: 3,961stHighest Economic Output: 4,272ndSmartest Citizens: 4,396thNudest: 4,561stLargest Governments: 4,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,198thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,576thHighest Average Incomes: 6,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,800thLowest Crime Rates: 6,887thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,434thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,036thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 9,169thMost Inclusive: 9,943rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,453rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,493rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,116thLargest Populations: 12,755thHighest Drug Use: 13,993rdMost Secular: 15,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,328th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Klemantan-Borneo's influence in Monoffian Militarized Zone rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Klemantan-Borneo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, many in Klemantan-Borneo are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Klemantan-Borneo, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.

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