by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,490th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,938th Most Influential: 16,356th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
live for respect, die for legacy
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Klein Bearkats

Population23 million


The United States of Klein Bearkats is a small, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23 million Klein citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Klein Bearkatsian economy, worth 1.71 trillion Nokias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 74,469 Nokias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,015 per year while the poor average 16,960, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, glamping Klein citizens won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klein Bearkats's national animal is the Dogger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Klein Bearkats is ranked 150,995th in the world and 6,827th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,490thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 7,938thTop
Most Influential: 16,356thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,888th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 206th in the regionTop
Most Average: 413th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 504th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 571st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 576th in the regionMost Armed: 595th in the regionMost Avoided: 692nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 700th in the region

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