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Most Cultured: 22,931st
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Population10.853 billion


The Colony of Klamytappi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.853 billion Klamytappians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Klamytappian economy, worth 308 trillion Boozes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,396 Boozes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Boozes each year, euthanasia is legal, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klamytappi's national animal is the Party, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klamytappi is ranked 74,427th in the world and 6th in Aschente Royal Defense Force HQ for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Cultured: 22,931st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

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