The Colony of Klamytappi is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 7.295 billion Klamytappians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Klamytappian economy, worth 227 trillion Boozes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,122 Boozes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Boozes each year, euthanasia is legal, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klamytappi's national animal is the Party, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klamytappi is ranked 125,191^st in the world and 4^th in Aschente Royal Defense Force HQ for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 55.15 Workforce Participation Rate.