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The Sleepy Joe of KJU Marshall is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.855 billion KJU Marshalli are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.
The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Co-you know the things a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 318,053 Co-you know the things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KJU Marshall's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : KJU Marshall altered its national flag.
- : KJU Marshall relocated from Lazarus to 10000 Islands.
- : KJU Marshall was refounded in Lazarus.
- : KJU Marshall ceased to exist in 10000 Islands.
- : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Federation of Capea.