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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 812th
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KJU Marshall

Population5.855 billion

CapitalCorruption Hill
LeaderSleepy Joe

CurrencyCo-you know the thing

The Sleepy Joe of KJU Marshall is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.855 billion KJU Marshalli are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Co-you know the things a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 318,053 Co-you know the things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 74,966th in the world and 260th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 22.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 812thMost Avoided: 907thLargest Mining Sector: 1,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,135thLargest Black Market: 1,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,549thLargest Retail Industry: 1,567thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,583rdMost Armed: 1,683rdFattest Citizens: 1,710thHighest Average Incomes: 1,759thMost Secular: 2,200thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,338thNudest: 2,374thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,477thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,547thMost Efficient Economies: 3,020thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,886thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,641stRudest Citizens: 5,635thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,906thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,962ndMost Influential: 7,283rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,199thLargest Governments: 8,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,625thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,786thHighest Economic Output: 9,058thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,457thSmartest Citizens: 24,490th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the region

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