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Kjanu

Population6.297 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi

CurrencyRias
AnimalCanary

The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.297 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,431 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 206,366th in the world and 77th in Northern Utopia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 445thLargest Welfare Programs: 507thMost Pacifist: 526thMost Compassionate Citizens: 586thNicest Citizens: 645thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677thMost Inclusive: 744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 801stMost Beautiful Environments: 831stBest Weather: 917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,026thSafest: 1,055thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,274thMost Developed: 1,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,679thSmartest Citizens: 1,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,800thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,173rdLargest Governments: 2,225thMost Cultured: 2,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,319thMost Influential: 3,422ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,043rdMost Secular: 4,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,898thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,730thHighest Average Incomes: 8,985thNudest: 9,908thMost Income Equality: 10,334thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,035thMost Efficient Economies: 11,075thHighest Drug Use: 11,177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,064thHighest Economic Output: 15,098thMost Stationary: 15,887thMost Politically Free: 16,434thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,568th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

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