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Least Corrupt Governments: 374thMost Advanced Public Education: 436thLargest Welfare Programs: 489th
The Democratic Socialist State of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace, Protection, Prosperity
Civil Rights
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Population7.694 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi


The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.694 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,024 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 436th in the world and 1st in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 30,231.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Least Corrupt Governments: 374thMost Advanced Public Education: 436thLargest Welfare Programs: 489thMost Pacifist: 582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 637thMost Compassionate Citizens: 680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 715thNicest Citizens: 733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 825thMost Inclusive: 850thBest Weather: 887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,017thSafest: 1,051stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,277thMost Developed: 1,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,713thSmartest Citizens: 1,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,831stHealthiest Citizens: 2,171stLargest Governments: 2,278thMost Cultured: 2,304thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,574thMost Influential: 3,710thLowest Crime Rates: 4,219thMost Secular: 4,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,084thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,738thHighest Average Incomes: 9,722ndNudest: 11,109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,113thMost Efficient Economies: 11,618thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,845thHighest Economic Output: 13,194thMost Stationary: 14,496thMost Income Equality: 14,937thHighest Drug Use: 15,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,564thMost Politically Free: 20,815thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,388th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the region

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