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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,417thNudest: 6,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,454th
The Defender of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kivu 10

Population4.362 billion

Currencyruble
Animalemu

The Defender of Kivu 10 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.362 billion Kivu 10ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kivu 10ian economy, worth 519 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,990 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 10's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kivu 10 is ranked 313,377th in the world and 6th in Religionica for Most Pacifist, with 5.86 cheeks turned per day.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,417thNudest: 6,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,454thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,146thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,593rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 19,876thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,049thMost Devout: 22,370thMost Patriotic: 22,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,184thBest Weather: 26,545thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32,241st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, billions of rubles are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Kivu 10's influence in Religionica rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 10, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.

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