The Nomadic Peoples of Kiu Ghesik is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 81 million Ghesites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ghesite economy, worth 2.02 trillion pressed notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,909 pressed notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

KG-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiu Ghesik's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiu Ghesik is ranked 202,750^th in the world and 1,350^th in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 16.03 Insults Per Minute.