The Empire of Kitty Terrorists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.201 billion Kitty Terroristsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitty Terroristsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,715 trillion Basts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,239 Basts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and people in Kitty Terrorists can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitty Terrorists's national animal is the BK, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitty Terrorists is ranked 1,192^nd in the world and 45^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 7,830.09 on the Societal Mobility Rating.