The Empire of Kitty Terrorists is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.66 billion Kitty Terroristsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitty Terroristsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,694 trillion Basts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,094 Basts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the atmosphere in Kitty Terroristsian boardrooms is turning more gay, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitty Terrorists's national animal is the BK, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitty Terrorists is ranked 2,694^th in the world and 114^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.01 law-abiding acts per hour.