The Democratically elected state of Kitty Hitler is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Katze Hitler with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.334 billion Katzen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlin. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kätzchen economy, worth 427 trillion Kätzchen Marks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,851 Kätzchen Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Meowlin, Katze Hitler has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, Kittism has been named as Kitty Hitler's national religion, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitty Hitler's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kittism.

Kitty Hitler is ranked 73,495^th in the world and 18^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.54 law-abiding acts per hour.