Highest Economic Output: 236th Largest Mining Sector: 297th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 464th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.212 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,647 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 354,513 bucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,392,385 per year while the poor average 61,339, a ratio of 22.7 to 1.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 159,649th in the world and 4,792nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Economic Output: 236thLargest Mining Sector: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 464thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 498thLargest Insurance Industry: 540thHighest Average Incomes: 592ndMost Avoided: 678thLowest Crime Rates: 701stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 819thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 995thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLargest Populations: 1,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,088thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,254thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,440thFattest Citizens: 1,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,560thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,743rdSafest: 1,935thLargest Black Market: 2,449thMost Conservative: 2,583rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,732ndLargest Governments: 2,750thLargest Retail Industry: 4,093rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,176thRudest Citizens: 4,888thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,918thTop
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Most Secular: 8,127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,493rdSmartest Citizens: 13,412thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,470thMost Influential: 14,783rdMost Extreme: 15,850th
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Highest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Conservative: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th in the regionSafest: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 135th in the regionRudest Citizens: 163rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 200th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 278th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 331st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionMost Extreme: 368th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 459th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Master is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Kitten Slave.

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