The Free Land of Kitten-eaters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.761 billion Kitten-eatersians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten-eatersian economy, worth a remarkable 3,565 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 331,356 Pizzas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,358,269 per year while the poor average 15,386, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value, vehicular homicide by Kitten-eatersian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kitten-eaters's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kitten-eaters is ranked 178,652^nd in the world and 4,474^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 397.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.