The Colony of Kittank is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.232 billion Kittankians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Kittankian economy, worth 127 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,479 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, supervisors in Kittank commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittank's national animal is the Kittens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kittank's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Kittank resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Kittank relocated from Doge Republic to Resuscitation.
- : Kittank removed the tag "Fascist" from Doge Republic.
- : Kittank became WA Delegate of Doge Republic.
- : Kittank's influence in Doge Republic rose from "Zero" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Kittank relocated from Resuscitation to Doge Republic.
- : Kittank was endorsed by The Republic of Kikalas Gall.
- : Kittank was endorsed by The Republic of St Oscar Romero.
- : Kittank was endorsed by The Republic of Sabaton fash bash.