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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,072ndFattest Citizens: 10,813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,890th
The Colony of
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Kittank

Population3.232 billion

CurrencyCatnip
AnimalKittens

The Colony of Kittank is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.232 billion Kittankians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kittankian economy, worth 127 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,479 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, supervisors in Kittank commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittank's national animal is the Kittens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kittank is ranked 143,263rd in the world and 125th in Resuscitation for Largest Governments, scoring 10.58 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,072ndFattest Citizens: 10,813thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,890thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,156th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13th in the region

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