The Republic of Kitsunistan is a huge, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 674 million Kitsunistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox Junction. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kitsunistanian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,831 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitsunistan's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitsunistan is ranked 207,487^th in the world and 361^st in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -203.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.