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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,164thHighest Crime Rates: 7,238thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,207th
The United States of
Capitalizt
Unsinkable aircraft carrier, uh?
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kitezh

Population8.353 billion

CapitalSvetloyarsk

Currencypound
Animalshark

The United States of Kitezh is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.353 billion Kitezhians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svetloyarsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Kitezhian economy, worth 431 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,648 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,007 per year while the poor average 2,196, a ratio of 171 to 1.

The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Kitezh's new capital, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kitezh's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitezh is ranked 112,542nd in the world and 69th in Middle Earth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.33 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,164thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 7,238thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,396thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,441stMost Avoided: 14,601stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,093rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,771stMost Pro-Market: 19,817thMost Influential: 20,129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21,409th
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the region

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