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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,340thHighest Crime Rates: 7,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,791st
The United States of
Capitalizt
Unsinkable aircraft carrier, uh?
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kitezh

Population11.77 billion

CapitalSvetloyarsk

Currencypound
Animalshark

The United States of Kitezh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.77 billion Kitezhians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svetloyarsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Kitezhian economy, worth 607 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,648 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,007 per year while the poor average 2,196, a ratio of 171 to 1.

The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Kitezh's new capital, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kitezh's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitezh is ranked 129,130th in the world and 70th in Middle Earth for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,340thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 7,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,324thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,085thMost Influential: 16,630thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,573rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,078th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Kitezh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Kitezh was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Democratic Peeps Republic of Korea bmdjd, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Kitezh was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Dominion of Democratic Peeps Republic of Korea, curing 1 million infected.

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