The Bucket Queendom of Kisume-land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kisume with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.464 billion Kisume-landians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyuuto. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The Kisume-landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion pails of water a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 79,643 pails of water, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Kisume-landian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the Kisume-landian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kisume-land's national animal is the Spider Youkai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Kult of Inner Special Uber Mega Eggs.

Kisume-land is ranked 4,619^th in the world and 9^th in Anime for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,037.87 Tourists Per Hour.