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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,149th
The Bucket Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Buckets away!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kisume-land

Population13.464 billion

CapitalKyuuto
LeaderKisume
Faiththe Kult of Inner Special Uber Mega Eggs

Currencypail of water
AnimalSpider Youkai

The Bucket Queendom of Kisume-land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kisume with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.464 billion Kisume-landians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyuuto. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The Kisume-landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion pails of water a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 79,643 pails of water, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Kisume-landian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the Kisume-landian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kisume-land's national animal is the Spider Youkai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Kult of Inner Special Uber Mega Eggs.

Kisume-land is ranked 4,619th in the world and 9th in Anime for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,037.87 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,149thMost Pacifist: 2,208thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,268thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,791stNicest Citizens: 3,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,517thBest Weather: 3,664thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,619thLargest Governments: 5,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,529thSafest: 7,175thMost Cultured: 9,705thSmartest Citizens: 11,554thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,791stLowest Crime Rates: 14,472ndHighest Economic Output: 16,861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,967thMost Inclusive: 17,481stLargest Populations: 19,556thMost Income Equality: 19,657thHealthiest Citizens: 20,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,303rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kisume-land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kisume-land's influence in Anime rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Kisume-land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Kisume-land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kisume-land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kisume-land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Kisume-land was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The eternal kawaii, killing 80 million zombies.
  • : Kisume-land was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The eternal kawaii, killing 204 million zombies.
  • : Kisume-land was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The eternal kawaii, killing 188 million zombies.
  • : Kisume-land was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The eternal kawaii, killing 177 million zombies.

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