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Highest Crime Rates: 440thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 688thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 696th
The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of
Anarchy
Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake
Secretary of State Cthulhu
Influence
Contender
Chief Manager Emeritus
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kissinger-Monroe

Population9.149 billion

CapitalSeward's Folly
LeaderSecretary of State Cthulhu
FaithBanjecting

CurrencyDétente
AnimalHammerhead Shark

The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary of State Cthulhu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.149 billion Kissinger-Monroeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seward's Folly. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kissinger-Monroean economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Détentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,400 Détentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, and there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kissinger-Monroe's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banjecting.

Kissinger-Monroe is ranked 191,473rd in the world and 68th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Crime Rates: 440thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 688thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 696thMost Armed: 726thFattest Citizens: 911thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 949thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,051stMost Avoided: 1,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,653rdRudest Citizens: 1,968thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,094thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,321stLargest Mining Sector: 3,189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,048thLargest Retail Industry: 4,256thNudest: 4,428thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,726thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,775thMost Influential: 7,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,261stHighest Average Incomes: 9,387thHighest Economic Output: 10,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,104thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,623rdMost Cultured: 12,592ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,048thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,552ndMost Secular: 15,707thLargest Black Market: 16,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,316thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,869thMost Inclusive: 20,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,305th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the region

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