The Somewhat United Districts of Kissassia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Korta Jidanto with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.118 billion Kissassians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homaro. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kissassian economy, worth 123 trillion BALLOONS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,792 BALLOONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned slugball fields, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown. Kissassia's national animal is the slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Way of the World.

Kissassia is ranked 17,912^th in the world and 68^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 13.45 Bank.