The Somewhat United Districts of Kissassia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Democratic AI with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.788 billion Kissassians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homaro. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kissassian economy, worth 214 trillion BALLOONS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 120,026 BALLOONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kissassia's national animal is the slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Way of the World.

Kissassia is ranked 231,550^th in the world and 443^rd in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -16.43 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.