The Somewhat United Districts of Kissassia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Korta Jidanto with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.845 billion Kissassians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homaro. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kissassian economy, worth 480 trillion BALLOONS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,864 BALLOONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Kissassia, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Homaro Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kissassia's national animal is the college student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Way of the World.

Kissassia is ranked 116,586^th in the world and 224^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Income Equality, scoring 32.94 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.