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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,684thLargest Black Market: 2,785th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
I'm from Kylaris and am here to help
Kisi
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kisinger

Population12.337 billion

CapitalVlazselo
LeaderKisi
FaithKylarite Church

CurrencyRuble
AnimalGoden Eagle

The Empire of Kisinger is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kisi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.337 billion Kisin are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlazselo. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kisin economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,205 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is totally unknown. Kisinger's national animal is the Goden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kylarite Church.

Kisinger is ranked 62,554th in the world and 18th in Kylaris for Rudest Citizens, with 62.28 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,045thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,684thLargest Black Market: 2,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,442ndHighest Economic Output: 8,197thLargest Governments: 9,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,856thFattest Citizens: 10,076thMost Developed: 10,302ndMost Armed: 10,437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,687thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,001stHighest Average Incomes: 13,052ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,033rdMost Cultured: 15,344thSmartest Citizens: 17,157thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,203rdLargest Populations: 20,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,713thMost Secular: 21,877th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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