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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,056th Largest Black Market: 2,292nd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,768th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
I'm from Kylaris and am here to help
Kisi
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kisinger

Population10.149 billion

CapitalVlazselo
LeaderKisi
FaithKylarite Church

CurrencyRuble
AnimalGoden Eagle

The Empire of Kisinger is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kisi with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.149 billion Kisin are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlazselo. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kisin economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,193 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is totally unknown. Kisinger's national animal is the Goden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kylarite Church.

Kisinger is ranked 8,628th in the world and 10th in Kylaris for Highest Economic Output, with 1,473 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,056thLargest Black Market: 2,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,985thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,093rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,747thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,628thLargest Governments: 9,136thFattest Citizens: 9,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,393rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,402ndMost Developed: 12,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,220thHighest Average Incomes: 13,602ndMost Cultured: 14,863rdMost Stationary: 14,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,068thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,090th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Kisinger, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisinger, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisinger, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisinger, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.

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