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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,063rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,664thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,794th
The Republican League of
Moralistic Democracy
Six Directions, Ours
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Eminence Grise
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Rare
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All-Consuming
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Kisia

Population19.154 billion

CapitalTeigamou
LeaderFirst Chairman Ishai Kuaito
FaithQijinru

CurrencyTao
AnimalLabu

The Republican League of Kisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Chairman Ishai Kuaito with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.154 billion Kisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teigamou. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The all-consuming Kisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,089 trillion Taos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 213,526 Taos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and when you fly on Air Kisia you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kisia's national animal is the Labu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qijinru.

Kisia is ranked 36,610th in the world and 2nd in The TSAR for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,647.91 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,063rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,664thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,794thMost Devout: 1,954thLargest Mining Sector: 1,967thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,043rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,148thHighest Economic Output: 2,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,801stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,836thLargest Governments: 2,894thSafest: 3,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,587thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,140thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,549thHighest Average Incomes: 5,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,864thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,162ndLargest Populations: 6,365thMost Avoided: 6,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,821stTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,303rdRudest Citizens: 13,660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,647thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,770thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,418th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisia, when you fly on Air Kisia you win a seat or you die.
  • : Kisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kisia changed its national capital to "Teigamou", its currency to "Tao", its faith to "Qijinru", and its leader to "First Chairman Ishai Kuaito".
  • : Following new legislation in Kisia, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisia, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisia, any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Kisia, there's a hole in the heart of every Kisian city.
  • : Kisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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